Something happens to a news cycle when a 89-year-old physicist sits down on a podcast and says, in the same unhurried tone you’d use to describe the weather, that the U.S. government has recovered at least four distinct species of non-human life from crashed spacecraft.

WASHINGTON — President Trump is not a fan of illegal aliens. The commander-in-chief stunned the internet Sunday with an AI image of him escorting a buff alien in chains to a military base. The post came after his administration released a massive dump of UFO files to the public.